Goof Off Day Puns

Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

"Keith E." wrote:

> Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:31:28 -0700 was a day just like any other,
> until Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:55:42 GMT, Keith E. wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>>Don't get sniffy with me, young man!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Don't worry, I keep nose plugs with me at all times.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>You might just want to trim your nose hair once it gets that thick,
> >>>>>>>Keith.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I tried, but it objected.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>So that's where your handlebar mustache came from!
> >>>>
> >>>>No, that came off a bicycle. It's just a realistic paint job.
> >>>
> >>>I thought the red handlebar grips with the multicolored streamers were
> >>>a bit much, though.
> >>
> >>They aren't streamers, they're snot wicks. They work kinda like
> >>those fancy clothes that wick sweat from your body.
> >
> >That'll make you popular with the ladies!
>
> They want me for my classy ways.

Have you ever tried to TUNAFISH?

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Tim Bruening · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 4472

"Keith E." wrote:

> Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:31:28 -0700 was a day just like any other,
> until Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:55:42 GMT, Keith E. wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>>Don't get sniffy with me, young man!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Don't worry, I keep nose plugs with me at all times.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>You might just want to trim your nose hair once it gets that thick,
> >>>>>>>Keith.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I tried, but it objected.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>So that's where your handlebar mustache came from!
> >>>>
> >>>>No, that came off a bicycle. It's just a realistic paint job.
> >>>
> >>>I thought the red handlebar grips with the multicolored streamers were
> >>>a bit much, though.
> >>
> >>They aren't streamers, they're snot wicks. They work kinda like
> >>those fancy clothes that wick sweat from your body.
> >
> >That'll make you popular with the ladies!
>
> They want me for my classy ways.

Have you ever tried to TUNAFISH?

Goof Off Day Puns "Keith E." wrote: > Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:31:28 -0700 was a day just like any other, > until Larry Krzewinski wrote: > >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:55:42 GMT, Keith E. wrote: > > > get sniffy wit

Goof Off Day Puns Alan wrote: > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 13:30:25 -0800, Larry Krzewinski > wrote: > > >On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:28:15 GMT, Alan wrote: > > > like sharp advice > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>Try to really

15/6 Puns Lee Entrekin wrote on 1995-03-20 04:28:19 PST: > > > In article (MAY WANHAMID) writes: > >Subject: Re: Defaming Vegetables > >Bill Hosking

Dog Puns Decker: 10 dogs. Necker: Vampire dog. Occur: Round dog. Occur: Happening dog. Peeker: Dog at the top of the mountain.

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