Dead Paddy Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said, "Yup, he's burnt pret
Goodtime girl's lament She said, "Those interminable lies As they spread my milky white thighs, Stick in their small knob, Do a very quick job And then disappear - quelle surprise!"
The Smiths The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy pop was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The special man should be here soon." Half an
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