Birthday reminder

Ivan Awfulitch · Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 3

BIRTHDAY REMINDER
This week we celebrate a special birthday!
Monica Lewinsky turns 34. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday
she was crawling around the White House floor on her hands and knees,
putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast, don't they?

Archived from group: alt>fan>rush-limbaugh

Jorge W. Arbusto, Preside · Joined: 25 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

PureRage wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:35:45 GMT, Ivan Awfulitch
> wrote:
>
>> BIRTHDAY REMINDER
>> This week we celebrate a special birthday!
>> Monica Lewinsky turns 34. Can you believe it? It seems like only
>> yesterday she was crawling around the White House floor on her hands
>> and knees, putting everything in her mouth.
>> They grow up so fast, don't they?
>
>
> I never understood the hate of that scenario. Who WOULDN'T want to get
> a blow job from a young lady?
>
> I guess a lot of Republicans are closet gays.

Far more importantly for the electorate, many of them are thieves....

Greg Evans · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 3084

bvallely@aol.com wrote:

> And we can thank Bill Clinton to a large degree for helping
> turn the next generation of women into sluts.

You must fear him greatly, to grant him the ability to single-handedly alter
the fundamental sociological and psychological history of Western culture
like that! What a stud he must be, eh?

Greg
and even if it were true, I WOULD thank him

peachy ashie passion · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1365

Greg Evans wrote:

> bvallely@aol.com wrote:
>
>
>>And we can thank Bill Clinton to a large degree for helping
>>turn the next generation of women into sluts.
>
>
> You must fear him greatly, to grant him the ability to single-handedly alter
> the fundamental sociological and psychological history of Western culture
> like that! What a stud he must be, eh?

The most powerful man in the world, donchaknow.

Greg Evans · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 3084

peachy ashie passion wrote:

>>> And we can thank Bill Clinton to a large degree for helping
>>> turn the next generation of women into sluts.
>> You must fear him greatly, to grant him the ability to
>> single-handedly alter the fundamental sociological and
>> psychological history of Western culture like that! What a
>> stud he must be, eh?
>
> The most powerful man in the world, donchaknow.

I'm damn near ready to give him a BJ myself, after that glowing endorsement.
Surely such a wondrous thing must heal all my ills, make me rich & famous,
and put me solidly on the path to Total Consciousness!

Greg Evans · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 3084

bvallely@aol.com wrote:

> Clinton was President of the United States. Of course he
> could, and did, single-handedly alter Western civilization.
> What a shame that he didn't do it for the better.

Well, at least he's in good company - neither have most of the other US
presidents.

> Well, the Clintons are about to do to Obama what they did to
> Republicans.

Whine ineffectually about his evil, self-serving agenda?

Greg Evans · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 3084

bvallely@aol.com wrote:

> What a surprise - a leftie who holds the greatest country in
> world history in utter contempt.

What a surprise - a Usenet windbag who's proud of his loudmouthed utter
ignorance.

Do you assume I'm a "leftie" because I've poked fun at the spittle flecked,
uninformed invective that passes for political discourse in an insignificant
and irrelevant newsgroup? Or is it that you consider "righties" to be too
thin skinned and self important to be able to recognize humor when they see
it?

MosNot · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 6492

"Greg Evans" wrote in message @mid.individual.net...
> bvallely@aol.com wrote:
>
>> What a surprise - a leftie who holds the greatest country in
>> world history in utter contempt.
>
> What a surprise - a Usenet windbag who's proud of his loudmouthed utter
> ignorance.
>
> Do you assume I'm a "leftie" because I've poked fun at the spittle
> flecked, uninformed invective that passes for political discourse in an
> insignificant and irrelevant newsgroup? Or is it that you consider
> "righties" to be too thin skinned and self important to be able to
> recognize humor when they see it?

Damn, it troll season again ?

SummersFrenzy · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2292

bvallely@aol.com wrote:
>
> Any other softballs that you'd like me to knock out of the park?

Oooooh, sweetie. Didja really wanna put your nuts on the table like that?
Maybe you need to go home and think about that.

Greg Evans · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 3084

bvallely@aol.com wrote:

> No, I consider you to be a leftie because when I pointed out
> Clinton's failure as a moral lead, you wrote "well, at least
> he's in good company - neither have most of the other US
> presidents. "

No, you consider me a leftie because you have absolutely no logic skills
whatsoever.

> Any other softballs that you'd like me to knock out of the
> park?

Just the one on top of your shoulders.

MosNot · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 6492

"Greg Evans" wrote in message @mid.individual.net...
> bvallely@aol.com wrote:
>
>> No, I consider you to be a leftie because when I pointed out
>> Clinton's failure as a moral lead, you wrote "well, at least
>> he's in good company - neither have most of the other US
>> presidents. "
>
> No, you consider me a leftie because you have absolutely no logic skills
> whatsoever.
>
>> Any other softballs that you'd like me to knock out of the
>> park?
>
> Just the one on top of your shoulders.

+---------------------------+
| PLEASE DO NOT FEED |
| THE TROLL. |
| THANK YOU. |
| -- The Management |
+---------------------------+
| |
| | O
o | | |
__\|/___=\| |/=_\|/____

MosNot · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 6492

"PureRage" wrote in message @1ab.org...
> On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:32:50 -0700, "MosNot"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>+---------------------------+
>> | PLEASE DO NOT FEED |
>> | THE TROLL. |
>> | THANK YOU. |
>> | -- The Management |
>> +---------------------------+
>> | |
>> | | O
>> o | | |
>>__\|/___=\| |/=_\|/____
>
>
> People who say that phrase are trolling themselves because they do
> nothing but post it hundreds of times.
> Mainly, you don't like what someone said therefore that makes em a
> troll..
>
> PLONK!

Sometimes, it's just too easy to feed 'em.....
One comment on trolls in ages and I get "plonked"...
yup, that's a troll defense because they know they
lost already. Thanks for playing.

SummersFrenzy · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2292

bvallely@aol.com wrote:
> .
>> > Any other softballs that you'd like me to knock out of the park?
> .
>> Oooooh, sweetie. Didja really wanna put your nuts on the table
>> like that? Maybe you need to go home and think about that.
> .
> I can't help but notice that, for all your childish threats, you
> didn't really lob the softball, did you?

A) there was no threat, merely reaction to your question
B) if you really think I'm touching your balls, you have no brain
C) go home, *little* boy

Larry Krzewinski · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 8521

On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:21:43 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
wrote:

>>> > Any other softballs that you'd like me to knock out of the park?
>> .
>>> Oooooh, sweetie. Didja really wanna put your nuts on the table
>>> like that? Maybe you need to go home and think about that.
>> .
>> I can't help but notice that, for all your childish threats, you
>> didn't really lob the softball, did you?
>
>A) there was no threat, merely reaction to your question
>B) if you really think I'm touching your balls, you have no brain
>C) go home, *little* boy

Looks like what we have here, Summer, is a wannabe troll who thinks
he's a home run king even though he undoubtedly strikes out when
playing T-ball.

Greg Evans · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 3084

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Looks like what we have here, Summer, is a wannabe troll who
> thinks he's a home run king even though he undoubtedly strikes
> out when playing T-ball.

Any forum dedicated to that duplicitous windbag Limbaugh *is* pretty much
bush-league...

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