Happy Valentines Day

John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

I love you my dear, when you flounce
Around naked and make your boobs bounce.
Your love, I am told,
Is more precious than gold ...
(But Plat'nums two thousand an ounce!)

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Valentines Plans This valentines i really hate and not cos' I dont have a date I could go and pay A gal for a lay But they up their hourly rate! My options are fast running out Tho really, was there any doubt? That this valentine Ol' Percy is mine (Tiddy Ogg, is she cured

Happy 2008 Happy two thousand and eight! I hope you can all celebrate A year of great joys With your new Christmas toys And a period not coming late! -- 95,703 FREE limericks at (John Miller)

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