Harsh actions from the captain.

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

Q: What did the captain of a barge carrying solid fossil fuel do when he
found that one of his lightermen had eaten so much when on leave that he'd
become a heavierman?

A: He had him coal-hauled!

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Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> Q: What did the captain of a barge carrying solid fossil fuel do when he
> found that one of his lightermen had eaten so much when on leave that he'd
> become a heavierman?
>
> A: He had him coal-hauled!

I hope he didn't catch his death of coal.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "nemo" wrote:
>
> > Q: What did the captain of a barge carrying solid fossil fuel do when he
> > found that one of his lightermen had eaten so much when on leave that
he'd
> > become a heavierman?
> >
> > A: He had him coal-hauled!
>
> I hope he didn't catch his death of coal.

Worse. He caught Infuelenza from snortin too much coke! He bought it from a
pusher called Anne Thracite.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > "nemo" wrote:
> >
> > > Q: What did the captain of a barge carrying solid fossil fuel do when he
> > > found that one of his lightermen had eaten so much when on leave that
> he'd
> > > become a heavierman?
> > >
> > > A: He had him coal-hauled!
> >
> > I hope he didn't catch his death of coal.
>
> Worse. He caught Infuelenza from snortin too much coke! He bought it from a
> pusher called Anne Thracite.

Oh for peat's sake -- don't make an ash of yourself.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "nemo" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > In article ,
> > > "nemo" wrote:
> > >
> > > > Q: What did the captain of a barge carrying solid fossil fuel do
when he
> > > > found that one of his lightermen had eaten so much when on leave
that
> > he'd
> > > > become a heavierman?
> > > >
> > > > A: He had him coal-hauled!
> > >
> > > I hope he didn't catch his death of coal.
> >
> > Worse. He caught Infuelenza from snortin too much coke! He bought it
from a
> > pusher called Anne Thracite.
>
> Oh for peat's sake -- don't make an ash of yourself.

Or an ashloch?

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