A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and
asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones
o.k.?" "Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback - but happy
for the work.

Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another
haircut but with the same condition, "Whatever you do ... don't touch
the headphones" "No problem" said the hairdresser who went on to give
her another good cut, considering the restraint.

Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't forget - don't
touch the headphones" said the blonde. Well, just as the hairdresser was
finished, she couldn't resist and she just lifted one side of the
headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the
shop. "Oh my God - I think I've killed her" screamed the hairdresser.
She picked up the headphones and put them on herself. She heard the
strangest thing... "breathe in...breathe out... breathe in...breathe
out."


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