{ Some of this is as told to me by a friend who got it from somewhere
off TV; the rest is original. You get to figure out which is which. }

They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder of the
first scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed to be the
actual "first page" of the Bible. When deciphered, it read:
"Copyright (c) 300 B.C. God. All Rights Reserved
First scrawling First-Sunrise-After-Stonehenge-Keystone-
Is-Shadowed, 300 B.C.


All beings, places and events depicted in this work are fictional, and
any resemblance to actual beings, places and events past, present or
future is purely coincidental.

WARNING: Some of the actions performed in this work are dangerous and
should only be attempted by professionals familiar with the action in
question.

NOTE: Those tiny points of light in the sky when it gets dark are
called 'stars'. Some of them do blow up on occasion. In no way should
this be construed as a sign that there is, beneath such an explosion,
any form of saviour. Should such a misconstrual happen, the author
will not be held responsible for the avalanche of arrogance, zeal,
bigotry, humanocentricity and other vile acts which will surely follow
the residents of the planet into time eternal until someone sees fit to
erase the denizens of the world and let the author start over.

DSBN 0-000000-0000-1

Suggested retail: 1 sheep."

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