On Being Prepared for Marriage

mark · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

(on David Letterman, week of 3/13):

"My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks
like a 'regular guy' -- no earring or anything. But really
I think a man with an earring is better prepared for
marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought
jewelry."

-- Rita Rudner

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