With the sub-prime meltdown, a few tips some might find useful............


Using credit cards is an easy way to spend money you wish you had.

A fool and his money are my kind of customer

I want to open a joint account with somebody who has money!

Don't lend people money... it gives them amnesia

Creditors have better memories than debtors

To improve your memory, loan people money

Credit cards: What you use when you learn money can't buy everything

A deficit is when you don't have as much as if you had nothing

You can't take it with you, but if you are clever, you can stash it
where no one else can find it.

My accountant came up with so many deductions, I had enough left over
for bail.

I'd have so much more faith in my financial adviser if he weren't still
working for a living.

The easiest way to remain poor is to pretend to be rich

As an investment, buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old
mistresses

Credit; the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man

The golden rule of investing is there are no golden rules

A recession is when business conditions are as bad as they can get but
can still get worse

We know how to throw money we haven’t got after money we never had

Economy is what you should practise if you had something left over to
practise with and it is a form of thrift which is easier to practise
when you are broke.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something

regards

Ray

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