History lesson

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

You've heard the expression 'Hill-Billy',
Doesn't mean you are rustic or silly.
Just in the U.S.
You've been had to excess
Shafted by the old Clinton willy.

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Let this be a lesson... ....before you have that 15th pint of beer.

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