Honest homicidal musician!

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

An honest and truthful musician who gets onto the Starship Enterprise and
lets fly with a phaser.

Frank Zappa!

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The Scottish Musician A clarinet player from Louth Would put everything in her mouth. She'd give you a toot On your big pink flute, Then she'd send it on tour down South.

Honest! Honest! There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do w

I was in all night honest

picking The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any experience in picking lemons?" "Well... as a matter if fact, Yes !" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

Sex & weight Sex & weight Sex is the best way to lose weight. Look how many calories you can burn: TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES With her cal Without her cal TAKING OFF THE BRA With both hands.