Horseplay

John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

In school Milly got a medalion
For projects concerning a stallion;
Alas, nowadays,
The "in" veggie craze
Makes Milly make do with a scallion

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moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 9, 5:16 am, John Miller wrote:
> In school Milly got a medalion
> For projects concerning a stallion;
> Alas, nowadays,
> The "in" veggie craze
> Makes Milly make do with a scallion
>
> --
> 95,703 FREE limericks athttp://hardsoft.us
> hards...@peoplepc.com (John Miller)

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