Hospitality

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

Hospital Hitty: Walloping a guest really hard!

Him: [croaking weekly] "Call me an ambulance!"

Groucho Marx:

"OK. You're an ambulance! Ya happy now? Usually I'm particular about who I
talk to, but in your case, I'll make an exception!!"

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Coin And IceCube Trick That was pretty cool and just enough to impress the chicks beside.!

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