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Lisa Sherman



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:04 pm    Post subject: Human Jumps The Rope Reply with quote
Jumping the rope without any rope, amazing.

http://www.jokesnhumor.com/videos/Human-Jump-Rope.html

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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Human Jumps The Rope Reply with quote
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,
Lisa Sherman wrote:

> http://www.jokesnhumor.com/videos/Human-Jump-Rope.html

Skip it -- he is just handing us a line!
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Human Jumps The Rope Reply with quote
In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Lisa Sherman found these unused words:
>
> >Jumping the rope without any rope, amazing.
> >
> Sorry, we're into feb's right now, bit of april, if you get the pint!

Of quart most of us do ---
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Cybe R. Wizard



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Human Jumps The Rope Reply with quote
"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> In article ,
> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
>
> > Lisa Sherman found these unused words:
> >
> > >Jumping the rope without any rope, amazing.
> > >
> > Sorry, we're into feb's right now, bit of april, if you get the
> > pint!
>
> Of quart most of us do ---

You wouldn't put a gall on, would you?

Cybe R. Wizard
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Human Jumps The Rope Reply with quote
In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard" found these unused words:
>
> >"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> >> In article ,
> >> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >>
> >> > Lisa Sherman found these unused words:
> >> >
> >> > >Jumping the rope without any rope, amazing.
> >> > >
> >> > Sorry, we're into feb's right now, bit of april, if you get the
> >> > pint!
> >>
> >> Of quart most of us do ---
> >
> >You wouldn't put a gall on, would you?
> >
> Ah should have litre be ...

Then we re in a-cord.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
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All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Cybe R. Wizard



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Human Jumps The Rope Reply with quote
"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> In article ,
> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
>
> > "Cybe R. Wizard" found these unused
> > words:
> >
> > >"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> > >> In article ,
> > >> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > Lisa Sherman found these unused
> > >> > words:
> > >> >
> > >> > >Jumping the rope without any rope, amazing.
> > >> > >
> > >> > Sorry, we're into feb's right now, bit of april, if you get the
> > >> > pint!
> > >>
> > >> Of quart most of us do ---
> > >
> > >You wouldn't put a gall on, would you?
> > >
> > Ah should have litre be ...
>
> Then we re in a-cord.

Ho, ho, that was a real belly-acre.

Cybe R. Wizard
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:02 am    Post subject: Re: Human Jumps The Rope Reply with quote
In article ,
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" said:
> > In article ,
> > Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >
> > > "Cybe R. Wizard" found these unused
> > > words:
> > >
> > > >"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> > > >> In article ,
> > > >> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> > Lisa Sherman found these unused
> > > >> > words:
> > > >> >
> > > >> > >Jumping the rope without any rope, amazing.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > Sorry, we're into feb's right now, bit of april, if you get the
> > > >> > pint!
> > > >>
> > > >> Of quart most of us do ---
> > > >
> > > >You wouldn't put a gall on, would you?
> > > >
> > > Ah should have litre be ...
> >
> > Then we re in a-cord.
>
> Ho, ho, that was a real belly-acre.
>
Speak up will you -- your reply needs more volume.
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
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All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
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Michael N. LeVine



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Human Jumps The Rope Reply with quote
In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard" found these unused words:
>
> >"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> >> In article ,
> >> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Cybe R. Wizard" found these unused
> >> > words:
> >> >
> >> > >"Michael N. LeVine" said:
> >> > >> In article ,
> >> > >> Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >> > Lisa Sherman found these unused
> >> > >> > words:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > >Jumping the rope without any rope, amazing.
> >> > >> > >
> >> > >> > Sorry, we're into feb's right now, bit of april, if you get the
> >> > >> > pint!
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Of quart most of us do ---
> >> > >
> >> > >You wouldn't put a gall on, would you?
> >> > >
> >> > Ah should have litre be ...
> >>
> >> Then we re in a-cord.
> >
> >Ho, ho, that was a real belly-acre.
> >
> Ounce! ... that hertz.

Not rankine very high in my opinion to.
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