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John Miller



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:58 pm    Post subject: Inflation Reply with quote
Inflation, with whores, is no sin; it
Is needed so you can get in it.
So what makes my dink
Soon shrivel and shrink?
It's costing ten dollars a minute!

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moghouse



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Inflation Reply with quote
On Jan 28, 2:58 pm, John Miller wrote:
> Inflation, with whores, is no sin; it
> Is needed so you can get in it.
>      So what makes my dink
>      Soon shrivel and shrink?
> It's costing ten dollars a minute!
>
> --
> 95,703 FREE limericks athttp://hardsoft.us
> hards...@peoplepc.com (John Miller)

Ten dollars a minute you pay
So you can have your wicked way?
What's that all about
Did I hear her shout?
"He had just fifty cents worth today!"
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John Miller



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:26 am    Post subject: Re: Inflation Reply with quote
moghouse wrote:
> On Jan 28, 2:58 pm, John Miller wrote:
>
>>Inflation, with whores, is no sin; it
>>Is needed so you can get in it.
>> So what makes my dink
>> Soon shrivel and shrink?
>>It's costing ten dollars a minute!
>>
>>--
>>95,703 FREE limericks athttp://hardsoft.us
>>hards...@peoplepc.com (John Miller)
>
>
> Ten dollars a minute you pay
> So you can have your wicked way?
> What's that all about
> Did I hear her shout?
> "He had just fifty cents worth today!"

In youth I could be pretty quick,
But today it would be quite a trick
To deflate my knob
With a three-second job
And still leave a satisfied chick


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