Instant Diagnosis & Repair

tictac · Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 17

Two desert travelers rented a Camel from Hertz Rent-a-Camel. Out
in the middle of the desert the camel stopped and laid down. The chaps
could not get it to arise no matter what they tried.
They stopped a passing Caravan and asked the leader to send out
a camel mechanic when they got to the nearest village.
A few hours later the Mechanic arrived. He looked in the
Camel's mouth, ears, and up its rectum. He went to his tool bag and
pulled out a large rubber headed sledge hammer. He raised this high in
the air and brought it down on the Camel's belly, as hard as he could.
Well, that camel let a fart you could hear and smell as far away
as 17 sand dunes. It then struggled to its feet. "Ah ha!" the Mechanic
said. "Just as I thought! vapor locked!"

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Jack Gillis · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

Hah! I wonder how many remember what a vapor lock is/was?

"tictac" wrote in message $497.1608@newsfe14.phx...
> Two desert travelers rented a Camel from Hertz Rent-a-Camel. Out
> in the middle of the desert the camel stopped and laid down. The chaps
> could not get it to arise no matter what they tried.
> They stopped a passing Caravan and asked the leader to send out
> a camel mechanic when they got to the nearest village.
> A few hours later the Mechanic arrived. He looked in the
> Camel's mouth, ears, and up its rectum. He went to his tool bag and
> pulled out a large rubber headed sledge hammer. He raised this high in
> the air and brought it down on the Camel's belly, as hard as he could.
> Well, that camel let a fart you could hear and smell as far away
> as 17 sand dunes. It then struggled to its feet. "Ah ha!" the Mechanic
> said. "Just as I thought! vapor locked!"
>

Marvel · Joined: 15 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

I do
"Jack Gillis" wrote in message @corp.supernews.com...
> Hah! I wonder how many remember what a vapor lock is/was?
>
> "tictac" wrote in message
> $497.1608@newsfe14.phx...
>> Two desert travelers rented a Camel from Hertz Rent-a-Camel. Out
>> in the middle of the desert the camel stopped and laid down. The chaps
>> could not get it to arise no matter what they tried.
>> They stopped a passing Caravan and asked the leader to send out
>> a camel mechanic when they got to the nearest village.
>> A few hours later the Mechanic arrived. He looked in the
>> Camel's mouth, ears, and up its rectum. He went to his tool bag and
>> pulled out a large rubber headed sledge hammer. He raised this high in
>> the air and brought it down on the Camel's belly, as hard as he could.
>> Well, that camel let a fart you could hear and smell as far away
>> as 17 sand dunes. It then struggled to its feet. "Ah ha!" the Mechanic
>> said. "Just as I thought! vapor locked!"
>>
>
>

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