http://www.jokemoz.com/Jokes-General-f1.html Jokes General: Recent 20 threads http://www.jokemoz.com/Birthday-reminder-t70205.html BIRTHDAY REMINDER This week we celebrate a special birthday! Monica Lewinsky turns 34. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House floor on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don't they? Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:53:40 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Amazingly-Simple-Home-Remedies-t70313.html AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yo.. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:51:47 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/The-Mom-Song-t70312.html "The Mom Song," set to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! See http://funnyjokesnpics.blogspot.com/2008/02/mom-song.html "The Mom Song" Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush .. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:59:40 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/OL-A-blind-man-walks-into-a-restaurant-t70309.html Wanna have fun? click on: http://www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from.. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:50:22 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Murphy-s-Other-Fifteen-Laws-t70308.html Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day with.. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:48:05 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Best-T-Shirt-Slogan-t70307.html To get the ball rolling: how about this: 'Cancel my subscription...I'm tired of your issues' -- Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher http://jmm.aaa.net.au/ (20,000 articles 4000 humor) Blogs - http://rowlandsblogs.blogspot.com/ Justice for Dawn Rowan -.. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:36:59 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Swedish-king-the-first-Carl-Gustav-t70306.html The first king Carl Gustav of Sweden was "Carl Gustav the seventh". First prize goes to the clever guy who (in the 1600's) numbered the present, then counted backwards. He ran out of king called Carl Gustav when he counted back to the seventh. It is not so long since Sweden ran out of kin.. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:12:21 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Are-these-true-t70305.html Found this in a post on another group. Can anyone verify them? 1. In the 1930s in New York, a commuter train dove off an open drawbridge into Newark Bay killing 30 passengers. The newspaper published photographs of the incident and the number 932 could be seen clearly on the side of one of t.. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:05:54 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/World-s-Easiest-Quiz-t70289.html WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers. 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celeb.. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:22:10 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/2-To-The-First-2-To-The-Third-Puns-t15973.html Boozing: Singing ghost. Hosing: Singing hooker. Losing: Singing toilet. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:08:39 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/1-March-Puns-t70295.html "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: > So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said: > >>So then "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> said: > >>>> So then Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> said: > >>>> >On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:40:57 -0700, Tim Bruening > > > >>>> >>Why didn't Noah do any.. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:26:56 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/February-29-Puns-t4083.html Bun-Knee: Fast hoppie pastry. Rab-bit: Animal used to control a horse. Rab-bit: Computer bunny. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:23:15 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Chinese-food-t7489.html It was great, really. The only drawback was the contents of the traditional fortune cookie, which was probably manufactured in Omaha Nebraska: "Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough." Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:39:47 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/WASHINGTON-DC-t70286.html WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughl.. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:00:10 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/my-lucky-day-t70285.html She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, Wearing only the "T" shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly,"You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dream.. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:59:35 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Cheerful-science-news-t70279.html Prozac, the bestselling antidepressant taken by 40 million people worldwide, does not work and nor do similar drugs in the same class, according to a major review released today. The study examined all available data on the drugs, including results from clinical trials that the manufacturer.. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:02:25 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/OL-MARRIAGE-A-Husband-s-Viewpoint-t70276.html Wanna have fun? click on: http://www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html MARRIAGE - A Husband's Viewpoint: 1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence!!) 2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached. 3. Marriage is love.. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:34:08 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Stats-rec-humor-last-7-days-t69461.html "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality" Newsgroup.................: rec.humor Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT Stats Begin...............: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:30:09 GMT Stats End.................: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:19:16 GMT Days......... Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:29:37 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/How-Cool-Were-You-In-High-School-t69657.html How Cool Were You In High School ? This test is based on how cool you were in High School--it's very accurate. See if you were as cool as you thought you were: http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:22:23 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Goof-Off-Day-Puns-t26402.html Johnnaishwerner wrote: > Isn't Homer the guy Babe Ruth knocked out of the ball park? > > >From: "Kathy" tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca > >Date: 11/11/2003 9:49 PM Central Standard Time > >Message-id: <L5isb.109$TL6.22062@read2.cgocable.net> > > > >Homer's dog: Doh!! berman. Homing: Chinese vase.. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:02:37 PST