http://www.jokemoz.com/Jokes-f2.html Jokes: Recent 20 threads http://www.jokemoz.com/Earthquake-Appeal-t70301.html Disaster in Hull An Appeal for Your Help A major earthquake measuring 5. 2 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Epicentre: Hull , England. News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wanderin.. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:59:28 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Some-more-Blonde-Jokes-t70292.html THE BLONDE TELEGRAM Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brun.. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:44:36 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Sardarji-Jokes-t70291.html Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR *** Manager asked to sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. *** After .. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:40:51 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Help-From-Above-t70290.html A little girl was eating a doughnut on her way to church... Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she Prayed, "God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere else? Thank you!" Then she went inside the church. During the priest's sermon, he bro.. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:40:09 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/In-the-Eyes-of-the-Beholder-t70275.html An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the d.. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:30:55 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/An-elderly-couple-had-dinner-at-another-house-t70228.html An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The .. Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:41:47 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/A-society-lady-goes-into-the-employment-office-t70227.html A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems she's having a dinner party that night and her maid quit. The guy in the agency explains that all the girls he has right now have just gotten off the boat from Ireland. They're untra.. Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:33:07 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/An-ugly-woman-t70226.html An ugly woman walks into a shop with her 2 kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins?" The woman says,"No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think the look alike?" "No." he replies. "I just can't believe you got laid twice!" -- Timantide ---------------------------------------.. Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:13:52 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/After-having-their-11th-child-t70225.html After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a p.. Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:09:27 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Fw-Ole-and-Lena-s-Honeymoon-t70224.html Ole, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, takes a lightning-quick kick from a cow right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it Doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fi.. Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:04:39 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/The-Rake-t70223.html The Rake A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a.. Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:41:51 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Nordakota-t70183.html Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk... Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:09:37 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Naked-For-Lunch-t70167.html Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun w.. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:50:56 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Robot-Caddy-t70166.html A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he ca.. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:49:41 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/My-Daughter-Does-This-t70165.html A brunette, redhead, and a blonde are talking when the brunette says,"I was looking through my daughters purse and I found cigarettes. I didn't even know that she smoked." The redhead then says,"Well I was looking through my daughters purse and I found a joint. I didn't even know she did drugs... Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:45:16 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/A-Few-Good-Lawyers-t70164.html A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a.. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:43:06 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Pickup-t70163.html A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing. "Your b.. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:40:00 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/3-Quickies-t70162.html Sue: I just don't share the enthusiasm some new parents have for babies. Barb: Yeah, I know what you mean. Sue: Last week I spent a whole afternoon with Janie and her two brats, and my Fallopian tubes tied themselves! ~~~~~~ A guy walks out of a house of ill repute and sits down on .. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:41:32 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/Woman-s-Garden-t70161.html A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?" Her neighbor repl.. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:37:46 PST http://www.jokemoz.com/MICKEY-AND-MINNIE-MOUSE-t70160.html MICKEY AND MINNIE MOUSE Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy." GIF89a Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:51:58 PST