Kevin Rudd doesn't only visit strip clubs.. :)

lynx · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 11

Kevin Rudd was attending a convention in Kalgoorlie , Western Australia
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first
one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, Kevin Rudd stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

Kevin Rudd asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" Kevin Rudd said

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.?

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority
and according to union rules, she's next."

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The Voice · Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 1

"Little Johnny Howard" wrote in message@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> lynx wrote:
> > Kevin Rudd was attending a convention in Kalgoorlie , Western Australia
> > and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first
> > one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
> >
> > "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
> >
> > "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
> >
> > "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered
> >
> > Offended at such unfair dealings, Kevin Rudd stomped off down the street
> > in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
> > continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
> > "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
> >
> > We observe all union rules."
> >
> > Kevin Rudd asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
> > "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
>
> Doesn't the shop stew-rat get a cut?
>
> > "That's more like it!" Kevin Rudd said
> >
> > He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
> > stunningly attractive blonde.?
> >
> > "I'd like her," he said.
> >
> > "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
> > 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority
> > and according to union rules, she's next."
>
> ha ha ha! Typical!

Ditto

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