I heard these from my father, who heard them from a friend, etc.
They're definitely not original.

A young man is jogging through a park when he sees an old man sitting
on a bench sobbing. Concerned, he stops by the bench. "Is there
anything I can do for you, sir?"

"Oh," sobs the old man, "everything's wonderful. I just married a
gorgeous twenty-year old who'll do anything for me, and even my
children love her. We have a beautiful house, a pool..."

"So what's the matter?" the puzzled young man asks.

"I can't remember where I live!"

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Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning,
I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember
whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was
sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was
going to bed or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's
always been, knock wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on
her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

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