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Alex Cunningham



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:27 pm    Post subject: Life choices. Reply with quote

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed
by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter
and his wife Ann,listened to the instructor declare,"It is essential that
husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He
addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's
favourite Flower?" Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and
whispered, "Robin Hood-All-Purpose, isn't it?" And thus began
Walter's life of celibacy.

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Cheers!
Alex.C
There are twelve million sheep in Ontario.
Problem is nine million of them think they are people.

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