Life in the NCAA?

Steve Ulrich · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

[ It's original. Would a real comedian take credit for this? ]

Recently, six members of the University of Nevada Las Vegas
basketball team were suspended from the team for "failure to
pay long distance phone bills..."

Gee, wouldn't it have been simpler just to garnishee their wages?

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