It seems Louis Armstrong used to take
laxatives recreationally and used to give
packs away as presents. He once gave a
pack to Queen Elizabeth II.
His favourite brand was Swiss Kris:
While giving a pack of Swiss Kris
To the Queen he said you will feel bliss
But do not postpone
Your time on the throne
You've a reason to sit there with this
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