Maturity at last.

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

Monica Lewinsky's now 34.
She doesn't blow Bill anymore.
She doesn't fill her thoat
With his ancient scrote,
Old presidents are such a bore.

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John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

moghouse wrote:
> Monica Lewinsky's now 34.
> She doesn't blow Bill anymore.
> She doesn't fill her thoat
> With his ancient scrote,
> Old presidents are such a bore.

So Monica's now 34!
22 when old Bill made his score,
Would his legacy hold
If he'd been just as bold
But done it instead with Al Gore?

Old Hillary's over the hill,*
Though Hubby can get it up still **
Chelsea this week ***
Is now past her peak,
Not ONE of 'em gives ME a thrill!

* 61 if and when she becomes President
** 62 same time. I'm sure he has access to
Viagra as well as various OTHER drugs
*** 28 27 February

To be fair to all, I believe Al turned 60 at
the end of last month. I think he was
celebrating Global Warming in Chicago about
then ...

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