Miss Whiplash unionised

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

Mistress Jo is cruel but she's hip,
She looks down her nose, curls her lip.
The unswerving sequel
All clients are equal,
All get a fair crack of the whip.

The masochists are fighting back,
Too long they've been feeble and slack.
Take her lash in hand
She must understand,
They want a fair whip at her crack.

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John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

moghouse wrote:

> Mistress Jo is cruel but she's hip,
> She looks down her nose, curls her lip.
> The unswerving sequel
> All clients are equal,
> All get a fair crack of the whip.
>
> The masochists are fighting back,
> Too long they've been feeble and slack.
> Take her lash in hand
> She must understand,
> They want a fair whip at her crack.
>
The sadists cannot just sit back
And let Jo endure such attack --
Applying their belts
To narcissist pelts
To helpfully take up the slack

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hardsoft@peoplepc.com (John Miller)

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