I am the Clever Apeman,
A tailless Monkey, me.
I live in Ant Hill Cities,
Not perched up in a Tree.

I pride myself on Reason,
On having Great Big Brain;
Love Dogma, Logic, Theory,
And am most awfully Vain.

With my fellows I will Argue,
Until the day is done;
But if I look like Losing,
I'll up and Bash you one.

I worship God in sky above,
Who's nowhere to be seen.
But we all know He does Exist,
In shape of Apish Being.

We Apes, we love to Marry,
And have kids by galore.
We cannot help but do it,
But dunno what it's for.

Oh, let us keep it all Hush, hush;
Don't mention Private Parts;
'Cos we aspire to be Divine,
And not a Beast which Farts.

Wars, they are regrettable,
We wage them when we must.
Waving coloured Rag on stick,
And chanting Song, blood-lust.

The Apeman, he is clever,
Spread right across the Earth.
Wonder why, of Jungle, Other Beasts,
There now is such a dearth?

I am the Clever Apeman,
Beware my Master Race!
I even defied Nature -
Then vanished without trace.

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