Mrs Goldman

Mike O'Sullivan · Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

After a long illness, Sidney, husband of Dolly Goldman, died. Next day,
Dolly visited the office of the Jewish Chronicle to place an
announcement. She said to the clerk "put this - Mrs Dolly Goldman
regrets to announce the death of her husband, Sidney". The clerk counted
the words and said "You know, you can have anoither three words for the
same price. "OK" said Dolly, "Say - Volvo for sale".

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Juan M · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 93

"Mike O'Sullivan" wrote in message @mid.individual.net...
> After a long illness, Sidney, husband of Dolly Goldman, died. Next day,
> Dolly visited the office of the Jewish Chronicle to place an announcement.
> She said to the clerk "put this - Mrs Dolly Goldman regrets to announce
> the death of her husband, Sidney". The clerk counted the words and said
> "You know, you can have anoither three words for the same price. "OK" said
> Dolly, "Say - Volvo for sale".

I heard this one a few years ago as a Bubba joke. (6 words)
The punchline was "Billy-bob's dead. Pickup for sale."

Ray · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

6 word joke?

Here's a 2 word joke (reputedly the shortest available)

"Pretentious? Moi?"

regards

Ray

Juan M wrote:

>
> I heard this one a few years ago as a Bubba joke. (6 words)
> The punchline was "Billy-bob's dead. Pickup for sale."
>
>

Mike O'Sullivan · Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

Ray wrote:
>
> 6 word joke?
>
> Here's a 2 word joke (reputedly the shortest available)
>
> "Pretentious? Moi?"

The great Miss Piggy I believe.

Ray · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

No Mike,

A lot, lot older than her. Circa 1960's

regards

Ray

Mike O'Sullivan wrote:
> Ray wrote:
>>
>> 6 word joke?
>>
>> Here's a 2 word joke (reputedly the shortest available)
>>
>> "Pretentious? Moi?"
>
> The great Miss Piggy I believe.

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