2 hobos (Sorry, bad pun) Two hobos are walking along the railroad tracks, when they come upon a priest with his arm in a cast. "Oh, Father, are you all right?" asked one hobo. "I'm fine, I just had a fall in the bathtub," replied the priest. After they have finished talking toget
The Mexican A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tr
Smoke 'em One of those Middle Eastern smoking places opened down the block from here. I wanted to check it out but my wife doesn't like me hanging out with hookahs. -- Harry Farkas
It's dark in here... A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lov
[alt.usage.english] Re: And the living is easy Subject: Re: And the living is easy From: Peter Moylan Newsgroups: Tony Cooper wrote: > This lack of conceptual knowledge of devices is not limited to ones > with moving parts. I have never understood how |