Two Kiwis are sitting down for a break in their about-to-be-opened new
store. As yet, the store isn't ready although the shelving is all in
place.

One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to
walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in an Aussie accent asks,
"What're yer sellin' here?"

One of the men replies, "We're selling arseholes here mate."

Without missing a beat, the Aussie says, "Geez, you must have had a
bloody good day, you've only got two left!"

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