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Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

Kindly Kolorful Komments:
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Q: What's worse than a Black Man in the White House?
A: A White Man in the Black House?

Q: What's worse than a White Woman in White House?
A: A Black Man in the White House.

Q: What's better than a Black Man in the White House?
A: Half a Black Man in the White House. (mulatto)

Q: What's worse than a Black Man in the White House?
A: A Black Man and Black Woman in the White House.

Q: What's the husband of a Female President called?
A: The First Laddie.

Q: What's the wife of a Black President called?
A: The First Shady Lady.

Q: What is Black and White and Red all over?
A: Two Commie Democrats who want Change.

Q: What's better than two Democrats?
A: One Republican.

Q: Is Change ever desirable?
A: Only when the more things change, the more they remain the same.

Q: Why is correct spelling important on a Ballot Paper?
A: Because otherwise you may get a Terrorist President.

Q: Why do 80 per cent of Blacks vote for the Black Man?
A: Because the other 20 per cent vote Republican?

Q: Why doesn't it matter who you vote for?
A: Because you'll elect a politician, who is either rich, or backed by the
rich.

Q: What is Change you can believe in?
A: Change which is judged by results.

Q: Why is USA the most democratic nation on Earth?
A: It is God's Own Country.
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Sid · Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

About as funny as cancer

"Don H" wrote in message $421.10324@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Kindly Kolorful Komments:
> =========================
> Q: What's worse than a Black Man in the White House?
> A: A White Man in the Black House?
>
> Q: What's worse than a White Woman in White House?
> A: A Black Man in the White House.
>
> Q: What's better than a Black Man in the White House?
> A: Half a Black Man in the White House. (mulatto)
>
> Q: What's worse than a Black Man in the White House?
> A: A Black Man and Black Woman in the White House.
>
> Q: What's the husband of a Female President called?
> A: The First Laddie.
>
> Q: What's the wife of a Black President called?
> A: The First Shady Lady.
>
> Q: What is Black and White and Red all over?
> A: Two Commie Democrats who want Change.
>
> Q: What's better than two Democrats?
> A: One Republican.
>
> Q: Is Change ever desirable?
> A: Only when the more things change, the more they remain the same.
>
> Q: Why is correct spelling important on a Ballot Paper?
> A: Because otherwise you may get a Terrorist President.
>
> Q: Why do 80 per cent of Blacks vote for the Black Man?
> A: Because the other 20 per cent vote Republican?
>
> Q: Why doesn't it matter who you vote for?
> A: Because you'll elect a politician, who is either rich, or backed by
> the
> rich.
>
> Q: What is Change you can believe in?
> A: Change which is judged by results.
>
> Q: Why is USA the most democratic nation on Earth?
> A: It is God's Own Country.
> ========================================
>
>

Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

"Sid" wrote in message@corp.supernews.com...
> About as funny as cancer
>
>
> "Don H" wrote in message
> $421.10324@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > Kindly Kolorful Komments:
> > =========================
> > Q: What's worse than a Black Man in the White House?
> > A: A White Man in the Black House?
> >
> > Q: What's worse than a White Woman in White House?
> > A: A Black Man in the White House.
> >
> > Q: What's better than a Black Man in the White House?
> > A: Half a Black Man in the White House. (mulatto)
> >
> > Q: What's worse than a Black Man in the White House?
> > A: A Black Man and Black Woman in the White House.
> >
> > Q: What's the husband of a Female President called?
> > A: The First Laddie.
> >
> > Q: What's the wife of a Black President called?
> > A: The First Shady Lady.
> >
> > Q: What is Black and White and Red all over?
> > A: Two Commie Democrats who want Change.
> >
> > Q: What's better than two Democrats?
> > A: One Republican.
> >
> > Q: Is Change ever desirable?
> > A: Only when the more things change, the more they remain the same.
> >
> > Q: Why is correct spelling important on a Ballot Paper?
> > A: Because otherwise you may get a Terrorist President.
> >
> > Q: Why do 80 per cent of Blacks vote for the Black Man?
> > A: Because the other 20 per cent vote Republican?
> >
> > Q: Why doesn't it matter who you vote for?
> > A: Because you'll elect a politician, who is either rich, or backed by
> > the
> > rich.
> >
> > Q: What is Change you can believe in?
> > A: Change which is judged by results.
> >
> > Q: Why is USA the most democratic nation on Earth?
> > A: It is God's Own Country.
> > ========================================
> >
> >
>

# Alright, you have a go.

cyril · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 7

Sid wrote:
> About as funny as cancer
>
>
Depends who has the cancer!

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