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Leon
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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 Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject: OK, all you AK's |
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Now that we seem to have switched this ng to Tales of the Pacific Theater
(and I am probably the most guilty), I propose that we Ancient Knights try
to get back to Jewish humor.
I thank the less chronologically enhanced for standing by while we
reminisced about WW II and the moderators, as well.
So.... the police car had followed the gray sedan for several miles,
tracking it as it wove from lane to lane. Each lane change was preceded by
the correct signal and the car was moving just below the speed limit.
Finally, the police officer could stand it no longer and pulled the sedan
over. An elderly woman was at the wheel and waited for the policeman to say
something. "Why do you keep changing lanes?" he asked.
Lurkers are invited to provide a punch line, remembering that this is a
Jewish humor group.
Leon
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Juan M
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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"Leon" wrote in message $kj1.260811@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Now that we seem to have switched this ng to Tales of the Pacific Theater
> (and I am probably the most guilty), I propose that we Ancient Knights try
> to get back to Jewish humor.
>
> I thank the less chronologically enhanced for standing by while we
> reminisced about WW II and the moderators, as well.
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> So.... the police car had followed the gray sedan for several miles,
> tracking it as it wove from lane to lane. Each lane change was preceded by
> the correct signal and the car was moving just below the speed limit.
> Finally, the police officer could stand it no longer and pulled the sedan
> over. An elderly woman was at the wheel and waited for the policeman to
> say something. "Why do you keep changing lanes?" he asked.
Because back in the old country, we didn't have any lanes, or even any
roads. Feh! We didn't even have any cars because the Cossacks were always
taking them away so we never bothered to get them.
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Stuart Bonwit
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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In article
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"Leon" wrote:
> Now that we seem to have switched this ng to Tales of the Pacific Theater
> (and I am probably the most guilty), I propose that we Ancient Knights try
> to get back to Jewish humor.
I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
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Stefano MacGregor
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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On Jan 8, 9:40 am, Stuart Bonwit wrote:
> I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
Could you at least unpack the abbreviation for the benefit of us
lurking goyim?
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Leon
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:42 am Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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"Stuart Bonwit" wrote in message @earthlink.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
> In article
> ,
> "Leon" wrote:
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>> Now that we seem to have switched this ng to Tales of the Pacific Theater
>> (and I am probably the most guilty), I propose that we Ancient Knights
>> try
>> to get back to Jewish humor.
>
> I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
>
> Stuart
I was counting on most of our participants here knowing what it really
means, but I was hoping to avoid offending the sensitivities of the
moderators.
Leon |
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Dick Adams
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:43 am Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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Leon wrote:
> Now that we seem to have switched this ng
> to Tales of the Pacific Theater(and I am
> probably the most guilty),
Leon, you are always the most guilty one.
> I propose that we Ancient Knights try to
> get back to Jewish humor.
I hope you next attempt will be better
than this one.
> I thank the less chronologically enhanced
> for standing by while we reminisced about
> WW II and the moderators, as well.
>
> So.... the police car had followed the
> gray sedan for several miles, tracking it
> as it wove from lane to lane. Each lane
> change was preceded by the correct signal
> and the car was moving just below the
> speed limit. Finally, the police officer
> could stand it no longer and pulled the
> sedan over. An elderly woman was at the
> wheel and waited for the policeman to say
> something. "Why do you keep changing lanes?"
> he asked.
You call this humor? It's just a shaggy dog
in search of an ending. It must be a bomb.
Not even I would steal it.
> Lurkers are invited to provide a punch line,
> remembering that this is a Jewish humor group.
Leon, are you on strike with the Writers Guild
or are you just rusty?
So who is Jewish here? The woman, the
policeman, or both?
Maybe the moderators are on strike. Why else
would that have been posted?
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Fiona Abrahami
Joined: 28 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:13 am Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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"Stefano MacGregor" wrote
> Stuart Bonwit wrote:
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>> I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
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> Could you at least unpack the abbreviation for the benefit of us
> lurking goyim?
He did: Ancient Knights.
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Leon
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:14 am Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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"Stuart Bonwit" wrote in message @earthlink.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...
> In article
> ,
> "Leon" wrote:
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>> Now that we seem to have switched this ng to Tales of the Pacific Theater
>> (and I am probably the most guilty), I propose that we Ancient Knights
>> try
>> to get back to Jewish humor.
>
> I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
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> Stuart
I was counting on most of our participants here knowing what it really
means, but I was hoping to avoid offending the sensitivities of the
moderators.
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Harry Farkas
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:21 pm Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Stefano MacGregor"
Newsgroups: rec.humor.jewish
Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2008 6:51 PM
Subject: Re: OK, all you AK's
> On Jan 8, 9:40 am, Stuart Bonwit wrote:
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>> I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
>
> Could you at least unpack the abbreviation for the benefit of us
> lurking goyim?
>
> --
> Stefano
Alter Kocker - Yiddish equivalent of 'Old Fart' (though not a literal
translation).
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Harry Farkas
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Hal Hanig
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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Stefano MacGregor wrote:
> On Jan 8, 9:40 am, Stuart Bonwit wrote:
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>> I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
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> Could you at least unpack the abbreviation for the benefit of us
> lurking goyim?
Delighted that you asked. AK stands for "alte kocker" which translates
loosely into "Old Shitter" in English. |
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Leon
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:53 pm Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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"Hal Hanig" wrote in message $Yc3.7@newsfe02.lga...
> Stefano MacGregor wrote:
>> On Jan 8, 9:40 am, Stuart Bonwit wrote:
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>>> I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
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>> Could you at least unpack the abbreviation for the benefit of us
>> lurking goyim?
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> Delighted that you asked. AK stands for "alte kocker" which translates
> loosely into "Old Shitter" in English.
I would hate to see this thread, which I started with good intentions,
deteriorate into something our moderators will find objectionable.
Please do not translate "shitter" loosely. Ugh! Where's the Kaopectate?
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John Phillips
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:28 am Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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On Mon, 7 Jan 2008 09:36:32 EST "Leon" wrote:
> Finally, the police officer could stand it no longer and pulled the
> sedan over. An elderly woman was at the wheel and waited for the
> policeman to say something. "Why do you keep changing lanes?" he
> asked.
>
> Lurkers are invited to provide a punch line, remembering that this is
> a Jewish humor group.
Because I would have preferred that his name was Sheldon? |
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maxine in ri
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:38 am Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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On Jan 8, 6:51 pm, Stefano MacGregor wrote:
> On Jan 8, 9:40 am, Stuart Bonwit wrote:
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> > I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
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> Could you at least unpack the abbreviation for the benefit of us
> lurking goyim?
>
> --
> Stefano
In the RHJ monthly posting, it is
alte kuker, derogatory term for an old person
maxine in ri |
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Juan M
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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"Hal Hanig" wrote in message $Yc3.7@newsfe02.lga...
> Stefano MacGregor wrote:
>> On Jan 8, 9:40 am, Stuart Bonwit wrote:
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>>> I hadn't heard that definition for "AK" before!
>>
>> Could you at least unpack the abbreviation for the benefit of us
>> lurking goyim?
>
> Delighted that you asked. AK stands for "alte kocker" which translates
> loosely into "Old Shitter" in English.
U alwasy thought that it was altered kicker or a neutered spaniel. |
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Dori A Schmetterling
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:52 pm Post subject: Re: OK, all you AK's |
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Indeed. From Kacke, 'colloquial' (vulgar) German for sh.. (actually the
whole expression is alter Kacker).
DAS
For direct replies replace nospam with schmetterling
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"Hal Hanig" wrote in message $Yc3.7@newsfe02.lga...
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> Delighted that you asked. AK stands for "alte kocker" which translates
> loosely into "Old Shitter" in English.
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