Pickup

tictac · Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 17

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After
some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into
bed and generally got organized for a leg over.

After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.

The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.

"Your bat," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."

Feelings hurt, he replied: "It's not used to playing in Yankee
Stadium."

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