Panic at Archbishop's idea

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

The Archbishop's a bit of a pecker.
Some say that he's a church wrecker.
The idea of Sharia
Gives them all diarrhoea
And points ev'ry arse towards Mecca.

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