A little girl was eating a doughnut on her way to church...



Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she Prayed,
"God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere

else? Thank you!"



Then she went inside the church.



During the priest's sermon, he broke out in a Beatlesque voice to

Sing to the congregation, "God is here, God is there, God is

Everywhere!"



Just then, the little girl stood up and exclaimed, "YOU ARE WRONG!

God is outside watching my doughnut!"

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