Peril of pirates

Donald McGill · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 45

On the shoulder of Long John McGrew
Often Perches a white cockatoo
Who is very dear
To this buccaneer
So his jacket is covered in poo

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David Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 12

On Feb 3, 10:41 am, Donald McGill wrote:
> On the shoulder of Long John McGrew
> Often Perches a white cockatoo
> Who is very dear
> To this buccaneer
> So his jacket is covered in poo

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Us crew on the Good Ship called 'Venus'
Would hump just about any genus;
But still had to queue
And our Captain too!
We'd only got one sheep between us.

David Miller
"A crew of pirates came." Pericles, Prince of Tyre. Act 5 sc 1

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