This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if
he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that
he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion he finally bought a
centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his
house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a
drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to
Frank's place
with me and have a beer?'
But there was no answer from his new Pet. This bothered
him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about
going
to the bar and having a drink with me?'
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and
shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's
place and have a drink with me?
A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first
effing time! I'm putting my effing shoes on!'

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Cheers!
Alex.C
There are twelve million sheep in Ontario.
Problem is nine million of them think they are people.

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