Postage rate going up again

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
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"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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Harry Farkas · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 187

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message @news.supernews.com...
> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.

Letter rip.
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Sheila Dundee · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 519

Harry Farkas wrote:
> "Michael N. LeVine"
>> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
>> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
>
> Letter rip.

Typical mail!

Kim Evans · Joined: 11 Oct 2007 Posts: 45

Sheila Dundee wrote:
> Harry Farkas wrote:
>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>>> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
>>> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
>>
>> Letter rip.
>
> Typical mail!

wish we could find the mail responsible and just stamp on him

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Kim Evans wrote:

> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > Harry Farkas wrote:
> >> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >>> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
> >>> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
> >>
> >> Letter rip.
> >
> > Typical mail!
>
> wish we could find the mail responsible and just stamp on him

Do it to music -- the Flamenco would be appropriate to stamp
it out
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Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> "Harry Farkas"
> >"Michael N. LeVine"
>
> >> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
> >> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
> >Letter rip.
> Actually they get lessmissive and morexpensive!
>
> {buy the forever stamps by April 20}

Post haste!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Kim Evans
> >Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >> Harry Farkas wrote:
> >>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>
> >>>> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
> >>>> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
> >>> Letter rip.
> >> Typical mail!
> >wish we could find the mail responsible and just stamp on him
> Going postal are we? The Brits had a word for that . obliterator!

He needs to be certified. Stamp out this type of behavior
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Cybe R. Wizard · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 229

Sheila Dundee said:
> Harry Farkas wrote:
> > "Michael N. LeVine"
> >> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the
> >> first oz. It seems every year the Post office gets more
> >> permissive.
> >
> > Letter rip.
>
> Typical mail!

Sounds like fee mail to me.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

Kim Evans · Joined: 11 Oct 2007 Posts: 45

Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article ,
> Kim Evans wrote:
>
>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>>> Harry Farkas wrote:
>>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>>>>> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
>>>>> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
>>>> Letter rip.
>>> Typical mail!
>> wish we could find the mail responsible and just stamp on him
>
> Do it to music -- the Flamenco would be appropriate to stamp
> it out

i think i'll kick him in the COD S

Kim Evans · Joined: 11 Oct 2007 Posts: 45

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> Kim Evans
>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>>> Harry Farkas wrote:
>>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>
>>>>> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
>>>>> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
>>>> Letter rip.
>>> Typical mail!
>> wish we could find the mail responsible and just stamp on him
> Going postal are we? The Brits had a word for that . obliterator!
>
i think the guy who decides the rate rise is the letter rater

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >Sheila Dundee
> >> Harry Farkas wrote:
> >> > "Michael N. LeVine"
>
> >> >> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the
> >> >> first oz. It seems every year the Post office gets more
> >> >> permissive.
> >> > Letter rip.
> >> Typical mail!
> >Sounds like fee mail to me.
> Sir ! Charge ...

It does not help me maintain a sir-rein disposition.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Kim Evans wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> > In article ,
> > Kim Evans wrote:
> >
> >> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >>> Harry Farkas wrote:
> >>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >>>>> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
> >>>>> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
> >>>> Letter rip.
> >>> Typical mail!
> >> wish we could find the mail responsible and just stamp on him
> >
> > Do it to music -- the Flamenco would be appropriate to stamp
> > it out
>
> i think i'll kick him in the COD S

Unless he suspects something fishy and is wearing a COD piece!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Kim Evans
> >Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> >> Kim Evans
> >>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >>>> Harry Farkas wrote:
> >>>>> "Michael N. LeVine"
> >>
> >>>>>> May 1st postage for 1st class goes up again by 1 cent for the first oz.
> >>>>>> It seems every year the Post office gets more permissive.
> >>>>> Letter rip.
> >>>> Typical mail!
> >>> wish we could find the mail responsible and just stamp on him
> >> Going postal are we? The Brits had a word for that . obliterator!
> >i think the guy who decides the rate rise is the letter rater
> The male usually does determine the litter rate.

Only if he is litterate!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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