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Ubiquitous



Joined: 07 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:41 am    Post subject: Pricasso Reply with quote

Timothy James Francis Patch is a crazy Australian artist who specializes
in penile art. Penile art is exactly what you imagined it would be,
“Pricasso” uses his member as his brush. This nut job will even paint a
photo you send it and video tape it for a mere $150.

Check out his gallery of world leader portraits he has done after the
jump. Can you tell they were made with his 100% organic brush because I
sure can’t! It’s pretty pathetic that this guy can draw portraits better
with his d*ck than I can draw stick figures with a slide rule…

http://www.cameltap.com/?p=2294


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nikolai kingsley



Joined: 07 Aug 2007
Posts: 96

PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:06 am    Post subject: Re: Pricasso Reply with quote

Ubiquitous wrote:
> It’s pretty pathetic that this guy can draw portraits better
> with his d*ck than I can draw stick figures with a slide rule…



you can probably entertain a woman better with your fingers than he can
with his paint-smeared prick.
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Ace Lightning



Joined: 07 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Pricasso Reply with quote

nikolai kingsley wrote:
>>It’s pretty pathetic that this guy can draw portraits better with his
>>d*ck than I can draw stick figures with a slide rule…
>you can probably entertain a woman better with your fingers than he can
>with his paint-smeared prick.

well, *some* men can entertain a woman better with their fingers
(and/or tongue, and/or...) than most men can with their dicks.
(to be fair, some men can be relatively entertaining with those
as well.)

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