Progress

Tiddy Ogg · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 55

For access to gals' breasts and hips,
Dad once had to fumble with clips,
Bows, hooks, straps and strings.
No more of those things,
Thank God for elastic and zips.

Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

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Donald McGill · Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 45

On 3 Feb, 17:38, Tiddy Ogg wrote:
> For access to gals' breasts and hips,
> Dad once had to fumble with clips,
> Bows, hooks, straps and strings.
> No more of those things,
> Thank God for elastic and zips.
>
> Tiddy Ogg.http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

There once was a busy young pro
Who thought even zips were too slow
Not even elastic
For going gymnastic
Now all of her clothes are velcro

moghouse · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 84

On Feb 3, 5:38 pm, Tiddy Ogg wrote:
> For access to gals' breasts and hips,
> Dad once had to fumble with clips,
> Bows, hooks, straps and strings.
> No more of those things,
> Thank God for elastic and zips.
>
> Tiddy Ogg.http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

Memory of the Playtex Girdle.

I'll second that with a shout,
Though Ma might give me a clout,
T'were not to keep in
But saving from sin,
By keeping those groping hands out.

John Miller · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 214

Tiddy Ogg wrote:
> For access to gals' breasts and hips,
> Dad once had to fumble with clips,
> Bows, hooks, straps and strings.
> No more of those things,
> Thank God for elastic and zips.
>
> Tiddy Ogg.
> http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk

For me, even better than these
Is Velcro (trademarked, if you please)
After losing my glasses
While messing with lasses
I still can get at them with ease

(While plastered, but sporting a bone
And itching with oats to get sown
I pulled down a zipper
While starting to strip her --
Well, Jesus, I'd just pulled my own!)

Zipper tab, that is.

However, let's get something straight:
Elastic on panties is great
When you have a load
That's about to explode
And you don't want to get there too late!

--
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hardsoft@peoplepc.com (John Miller)

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