How they got Saddam It has been reported that Saddam Hussain was captured this morning by US Special Forces. The Ace of spades was found in a small spider hole near Tikrit When asked how they found him it was explained that moments earlier United States war planes had spraye
The Burglar This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The only thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she holds up a hand and says, "ACTS 2:38!"
Scottish Wedding Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma st
[alt.usage.english] Re: "Danish" Subject: Re: "Danish" From: "Maria Conlon" Newsgroups: Robert Singers wrote: > Between saving the world and having a spot of tea Mike Barnes said > >> In Father Ignatius wrote: >>> That remind
[hsv.general] Local news at its finest From: (Chris Adams) Newsgroups: hsv.general Subject: Local news at its finest As seen on WAFF.com "Bad weather blamed on damaged crops". I'm glad we know who to blame for bad weather - I
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