Church and graphics systems

Jan Eric Larsson · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 1

Question: How does one get fresh air into a Russian church?

Answer: One clicks on an icon, and a window opens!

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An analogy of Operating Systems, from Hunzeker Relayed-From: (Jon "Maddog" Hall) VMS is like a Soviet railroad train. It's basically but when you look at it closely, everything's a little more shabby than you might like. It gets the job done, but there's no grac

Redneck Church A REDNECK CHURCH IF.... 1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. 2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ... peop

Church Apeshit Where's your Flying Spaghetti Monster, now? Looks like the pastor was the first to go. Cheers! Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor

Kids and Church

More Church Bulletin Errors Hi, Here are more church bulletin errors: "This being Easter Sunday, Mrs. Lewis will come forward and lay an egg on the altar." "At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice." "A bea