Robot Caddy

Timantide · Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells
the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going
to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is
running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot
caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the
robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the
wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best
game of his life.

The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf
pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the
robot caddies.

He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore.
The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what
happened.

The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would
reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes.

The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black?

The golf pro said that they did, but the next day, 3 of them didn't
show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.

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