[Heard on the radio recently in Ithaca, NY]

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend
off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a
shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and
punch it in the nose as hard as possible."


"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."


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