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Harry Farkas



Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:15 pm    Post subject: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
My wife is an inveterate shopper - there's nothing she likes more than
finding a good bargain. So when I took her to an 80-90% off sale, I think
she had a storegasm.

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Harry Farkas
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Ah, to be young again... and a robot.
-- Professor Farnsworth

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Richard Knowlton



Joined: 27 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:12 am    Post subject: Re: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
Followed by a nice smoke and a little nap.
"Harry Farkas" wrote in message @wideopenwest.com...
> My wife is an inveterate shopper - there's nothing she likes more than
> finding a good bargain. So when I took her to an 80-90% off sale, I think
> she had a storegasm.
>
> --
> Harry Farkas
> ***************
> Ah, to be young again... and a robot.
> -- Professor Farnsworth
>
>
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Michael N. LeVine



Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1222
PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
In article ,
"Harry Farkas" wrote:

> My wife is an inveterate shopper - there's nothing she likes more than
> finding a good bargain. So when I took her to an 80-90% off sale, I think
> she had a storegasm.
>
Very thoughtful of you -- most husbands can be quite salefish
in this situation.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Sheila Dundee



Joined: 07 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
Harry Farkas wrote:
> My wife is an inveterate shopper - there's nothing she likes more than
> finding a good bargain. So when I took her to an 80-90% off sale, I think
> she had a storegasm.

Did it in vulva fake fur?
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Sheila Dundee



Joined: 07 Aug 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> "Harry Farkas"
>> My wife is an inveterate shopper - there's nothing she likes more than
>> finding a good bargain. So when I took her to an 80-90% off sale, I think
>> she had a storegasm.
>>
> Very thoughtful of you -- most husbands can be quite salefish
> in this situation.

G, spot the bored male shopper!
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Kim Evans



Joined: 11 Oct 2007
Posts: 45
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
>> "Harry Farkas"
>>> My wife is an inveterate shopper - there's nothing she likes more
>>> than finding a good bargain. So when I took her to an 80-90% off
>>> sale, I think she had a storegasm.
>>>
>> Very thoughtful of you -- most husbands can be quite salefish in this
>> situation.
>
> G, spot the bored male shopper!

just because SOME men appear bored, dont judge a mall
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Kim Evans



Joined: 11 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> Harry Farkas wrote:
>> My wife is an inveterate shopper - there's nothing she likes more than
>> finding a good bargain. So when I took her to an 80-90% off sale, I
>> think she had a storegasm.
>
> Did it in vulva fake fur?

no,to be candida REAL one!
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Michael N. LeVine



Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1222
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:01 am    Post subject: Re: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
In article ,
Kim Evans wrote:

> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >
> >> "Harry Farkas"
> >>> My wife is an inveterate shopper - there's nothing she likes more
> >>> than finding a good bargain. So when I took her to an 80-90% off
> >>> sale, I think she had a storegasm.
> >>>
> >> Very thoughtful of you -- most husbands can be quite salefish in this
> >> situation.
> >
> > G, spot the bored male shopper!
>
> just because SOME men appear bored, dont judge a mall

Just strip mall of their dignity
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
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Clearlize2002



Joined: 11 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:16 am    Post subject: Re: Shopping Spree Reply with quote
On Feb 13, 8:26�am, Kim Evans wrote:
> Sheila Dundee wrote:

> > � G, spot the bored male shopper!

>
> just because SOME men appear bored, dont judge a mall

Of course, they might stray off and seek the variety
of one of those big box stores......
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