Sick Simpsons

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

Who would Mr. Simpson go to see if he were diagnosed with a blood disorder?

A Homertologist!

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Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

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"nemo" wrote:

> Who would Mr. Simpson go to see if he were diagnosed with a blood disorder?
>
> A Homertologist!

That is a rather heavy handed way to homer the point home...
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