Sign on liquor store

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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Dr Tormento · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 119

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in @news.supernews.com:

> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!

I never saw souse a thing.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Dr Tormento wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> @news.supernews.com:
>
> > I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
>
> I never saw souse a thing.

That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Dr Tormento found these unused words:
>
> >"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> >@news.supernews.com:
> >
> >> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> >
> > I never saw souse a thing.
>
> You just back from the W.C.? Fields like it!

Whatever you are trying to foster -- brooks no interest for me.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

David C Kifer · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 181

Michael N. LeVine:
> Dr Tormento:
>> "Michael N. LeVine":
>>
>>> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
>> I never saw souse a thing.
> That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon

Talk about being loaded!

--
Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
(Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
David C Kifer wrote:

> Michael N. LeVine:
> > Dr Tormento:
> >> "Michael N. LeVine":
> >>
> >>> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> >> I never saw souse a thing.
> > That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon
>
> Talk about being loaded!

The police could cider for DUI.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Dr Tormento · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 119

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in @news.supernews.com:

> In article ,
> David C Kifer wrote:
>
>> Michael N. LeVine:
>> > Dr Tormento:
>> >> "Michael N. LeVine":
>> >>
>> >>> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
>> >> I never saw souse a thing.
>> > That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon
>>
>> Talk about being loaded!
>
> The police could cider for DUI.

It's worth a shot.

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Dr Tormento wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> @news.supernews.com:
>
> > In article ,
> > David C Kifer wrote:
> >
> >> Michael N. LeVine:
> >> > Dr Tormento:
> >> >> "Michael N. LeVine":
> >> >>
> >> >>> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> >> >> I never saw souse a thing.
> >> > That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon
> >>
> >> Talk about being loaded!
> >
> > The police could cider for DUI.
>
> It's worth a shot.

Cue the background music on the stein-way.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:

> Dr Tormento found these unused words:
>
> >"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> >@news.supernews.com:
> >
> >> In article ,
> >> David C Kifer wrote:
> >>
> >>> Michael N. LeVine:
> >>> > Dr Tormento:
> >>> >> "Michael N. LeVine":
> >>> >>
> >>> >>> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> >>> >> I never saw souse a thing.
> >>> > That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon
> >>>
> >>> Talk about being loaded!
> >>
> >> The police could cider for DUI.
> >
> > It's worth a shot.
>
> Very rye advice if anything ales ya!

Thats right -- just one dose and you schnapps right back -
a real shooter in the arm!
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> --

Advert on a Vancouver liquor store:

Drink Canada Dry

And there's a queue of guys lined up outside who are going to try to!

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> Dr Tormento wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> > @news.supernews.com:
> >
> > > I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> >
> > I never saw souse a thing.
>
> That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon

LOL!

That'll have Jim Beaming all over his face!

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> > --
>
> Advert on a Vancouver liquor store:
>
> Drink Canada Dry
>
> And there's a queue of guys lined up outside who are going to try to!

Sign on liquor store next to a hospital:
Dry,Doc?
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

Michael N. LeVine · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1222

In article ,
"nemo" wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> @news.supernews.com...
> > In article ,
> > Dr Tormento wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> > > @news.supernews.com:
> > >
> > > > I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> > >
> > > I never saw souse a thing.
> >
> > That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon
>
> LOL!
>
> That'll have Jim Beaming all over his face!

If you liked that,you will certainly appreciate the new
cocktail called "Bourbon Renewal."
Two of them makes the whole neighborhood look different.
--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

David C Kifer · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 181

Michael N. LeVine:
> "nemo":
>> "Michael N. LeVine"
>>> Dr Tormento:
>>>> "Michael N. LeVine":
>>>>
>>>>> I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
>>>> I never saw souse a thing.
>>> That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon
>> LOL!
>> That'll have Jim Beaming all over his face!
> If you liked that,you will certainly appreciate the new
> cocktail called "Bourbon Renewal."
> Two of them makes the whole neighborhood look different.

Three will raze the dead.

--
Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
(Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]

nemo · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2779

"Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message@news.supernews.com...
> In article ,
> "nemo" wrote:
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in message
> > @news.supernews.com...
> > > In article ,
> > > Dr Tormento wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Michael N. LeVine" wrote in
> > > > @news.supernews.com:
> > > >
> > > > > I Hate to See a Grown Man Dry!
> > > >
> > > > I never saw souse a thing.
> > >
> > > That pink elephant you see is nothing more tan a beast of bourbon
> >
> > LOL!
> >
> > That'll have Jim Beaming all over his face!
>
> If you liked that,you will certainly appreciate the new
> cocktail called "Bourbon Renewal."
> Two of them makes the whole neighborhood look different.
> --

Not in the London Borough of Camden it wouldn't.

Only Masonic Marsala could do that, with strychnine in it, poured out by
Sicily Courtnage! Can you imagine the muffled screams from the Town Hall and
the sound of the bones breaking? Luvvverly!

That'd be one way to cramp down on the buggers!

Dozy officials with fangs: Count-shlofficers!

(Sadistic little bugger, ain't I?!!)

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