Deer Hunting
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another
hunter approached pulling his along too.

"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell
you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction.
Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.

A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy
was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck," the other added.

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Matches
You are in a steel room with no windows, doors or openings. All you
have is a matchbook...how do you get out?

Answer: Strike One! Strike Two! Strike Three...Your Out!




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