Sorry - or, Thank You?

Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

The White Invaders are supposed to say Sorry for the "Stolen" Generation,
but will that be the end of it? Or only an excuse for more hand-outs?
Conversely, the Natives could say Thank You for being educated, given
White Man's food, clothing, and language, and being accepted as full
citizens, instead of being wiped out with arsenic in flour.
How is Aboriginality defined?
Statistically, the definition is -
(a) if you consider yourself an Aborigine; AND,
(2) if you're accepted as such by the Aborigine community.
Well, I think it's funny. (How about DNA - however dilute?)
=======================
Joke I heard yesterday:
Why does an aborigine like to be buried just under the surface of the
ground? So he can put his hand up.
====================================
White Boss to Abo: "I see you've lost a thong."
Abo to Boss: "No boss, I found one."
====================================
I'm not racist, it's just that I don't like - wogs, chinks, dagoes, poofs,
micks, yanks, niggers, layabouts, jingoists, abos, hags, brats, mongrels,
commos, tree-huggers, do-gooders, wowsers, and most other people who are
pretentious, pompous, bigoted, opinionated, talkative, abusive, or otherwise
get on my goat.
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argusy · Joined: 23 Aug 2007 Posts: 19

Don H wrote:

> I'm not racist, it's just that I don't like - wogs, chinks, dagoes, poofs,
> micks, yanks, niggers, layabouts, jingoists, abos, hags, brats, mongrels,
> commos, tree-huggers, do-gooders, wowsers, and most other people who are
> pretentious, pompous, bigoted, opinionated, talkative, abusive, or otherwise
> get on my goat.
> =======================================
>
Yeah... we get the message, Don
you and your mirror get along fine

Norman Webb · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 4

Don H wrote in message ...
>The White Invaders are supposed to say Sorry for the "Stolen" Generation,
>but will that be the end of it? Or only an excuse for more hand-outs?
> Conversely, the Natives could say Thank You for being educated, given
>White Man's food, clothing, and language, and being accepted as full
>citizens, instead of being wiped out with arsenic in flour.
> How is Aboriginality defined?
> Statistically, the definition is -
>(a) if you consider yourself an Aborigine; AND,
>(2) if you're accepted as such by the Aborigine community.
> Well, I think it's funny. (How about DNA - however dilute?)
>=======================
> Joke I heard yesterday:
>Why does an aborigine like to be buried just under the surface of the
>ground? So he can put his hand up.

NO NO NO

They are buried at least 6ft down because deep down they are really nice
people.

And besides if we say "sorry" we should at least give a dictionary with a
pointer to the word "vanquished"

Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

"Norman Webb" wrote in message$0$20193$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>
> Don H wrote in message ...
> >The White Invaders are supposed to say Sorry for the "Stolen" Generation,
> >but will that be the end of it? Or only an excuse for more hand-outs?
> > Conversely, the Natives could say Thank You for being educated, given
> >White Man's food, clothing, and language, and being accepted as full
> >citizens, instead of being wiped out with arsenic in flour.
> > How is Aboriginality defined?
> > Statistically, the definition is -
> >(a) if you consider yourself an Aborigine; AND,
> >(2) if you're accepted as such by the Aborigine community.
> > Well, I think it's funny. (How about DNA - however dilute?)
> >=======================
> > Joke I heard yesterday:
> >Why does an aborigine like to be buried just under the surface of the
> >ground? So he can put his hand up.
>
> NO NO NO
>
> They are buried at least 6ft down because deep down they are really nice
> people.
>
>
> And besides if we say "sorry" we should at least give a dictionary with a
> pointer to the word "vanquished"
>
>
# How do you spell "aborigine"?
A-bore-whinge-whine-me?
How many abos are micks, whose church's motto is "the blood of the
martyrs is the seed of the church", and where perpetual victimhood is an art
form.
"Have you stopped beating your wife?" - and you are already on the back
foot.
Alright, bad things happened in the past. Get over it.
Even with the "stolen" generation - separating kids from their parents
was bad, but they went into the hands of caring foster parents (or were some
abusive?). No thanks to the fosters? Just whinge, whinge, whinge.
The aborigines need to maintain "difference", because if they ever merely
became mainstream citizens, their leverage over the Rest of Us would fade
away.
On the other hand, I support them in abolition of the Howard govt's
intervention - a land grab, in disguise.

flammo · Joined: 13 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

No problems Don Humpfrees. I know where you live.

"Don H" wrote in message $421.11624@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> The White Invaders are supposed to say Sorry for the "Stolen" Generation,
> but will that be the end of it? Or only an excuse for more hand-outs?
> Conversely, the Natives could say Thank You for being educated, given
> White Man's food, clothing, and language, and being accepted as full
> citizens, instead of being wiped out with arsenic in flour.
> How is Aboriginality defined?
> Statistically, the definition is -
> (a) if you consider yourself an Aborigine; AND,
> (2) if you're accepted as such by the Aborigine community.
> Well, I think it's funny. (How about DNA - however dilute?)
> =======================
> Joke I heard yesterday:
> Why does an aborigine like to be buried just under the surface of the
> ground? So he can put his hand up.
> ====================================
> White Boss to Abo: "I see you've lost a thong."
> Abo to Boss: "No boss, I found one."
> ====================================
> I'm not racist, it's just that I don't like - wogs, chinks, dagoes, poofs,
> micks, yanks, niggers, layabouts, jingoists, abos, hags, brats, mongrels,
> commos, tree-huggers, do-gooders, wowsers, and most other people who are
> pretentious, pompous, bigoted, opinionated, talkative, abusive, or otherwise
> get on my goat.
> =======================================
>
>

Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

"flammo" wrote in message$0$20227$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
> No problems Don Humpfrees. I know where you live.

# You think Don H is my real name?
Or is it an anagram? - and can you puzzle it out?

>
> "Don H" wrote in message$421.11624@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > The White Invaders are supposed to say Sorry for the "Stolen"
Generation,
> > but will that be the end of it? Or only an excuse for more hand-outs?
> > Conversely, the Natives could say Thank You for being educated, given
> > White Man's food, clothing, and language, and being accepted as full
> > citizens, instead of being wiped out with arsenic in flour.
> > How is Aboriginality defined?
> > Statistically, the definition is -
> > (a) if you consider yourself an Aborigine; AND,
> > (2) if you're accepted as such by the Aborigine community.
> > Well, I think it's funny. (How about DNA - however dilute?)
> > =======================
> > Joke I heard yesterday:
> > Why does an aborigine like to be buried just under the surface of the
> > ground? So he can put his hand up.
> > ====================================
> > White Boss to Abo: "I see you've lost a thong."
> > Abo to Boss: "No boss, I found one."
> > ====================================
> > I'm not racist, it's just that I don't like - wogs, chinks, dagoes,
poofs,
> > micks, yanks, niggers, layabouts, jingoists, abos, hags, brats,
mongrels,
> > commos, tree-huggers, do-gooders, wowsers, and most other people who are
> > pretentious, pompous, bigoted, opinionated, talkative, abusive, or
otherwise
> > get on my goat.
> > =======================================
> >
> >

Don H · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 104

"Don H" wrote in message$421.11624@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> The White Invaders are supposed to say Sorry for the "Stolen" Generation,
> but will that be the end of it? Or only an excuse for more hand-outs?
> Conversely, the Natives could say Thank You for being educated, given
> White Man's food, clothing, and language, and being accepted as full
> citizens, instead of being wiped out with arsenic in flour.
> How is Aboriginality defined?
> Statistically, the definition is -
> (a) if you consider yourself an Aborigine; AND,
> (2) if you're accepted as such by the Aborigine community.
> Well, I think it's funny. (How about DNA - however dilute?)
> =======================
> Joke I heard yesterday:
> Why does an aborigine like to be buried just under the surface of the
> ground? So he can put his hand up.
> ====================================
> White Boss to Abo: "I see you've lost a thong."
> Abo to Boss: "No boss, I found one."
> ====================================
> I'm not racist, it's just that I don't like - wogs, chinks, dagoes, poofs,
> micks, yanks, niggers, layabouts, jingoists, abos, hags, brats, mongrels,
> commos, tree-huggers, do-gooders, wowsers, and most other people who are
> pretentious, pompous, bigoted, opinionated, talkative, abusive, or
otherwise
> get on my goat.
> =======================================
>
>

# Let's revise history a bit...
Captain Cook entered Botany Bay, and landed.
He was just about to plant the Flag, when a Native appeared out of the
Bush.
Abo: "G'day, mate. You can't erect that flag here, as this Land is
already occupied - by us. So, pack it away, and bugger off!"
Captn Cook: "By Jove, I didn't realise the country was inhabited. I'm
most frightfully sorry, old chap. We'll most certainly put it back in the
yacht, and sail off elsewhere."
As Cook sailed away, he looked back, and the Abo and his mates were
spearing kangaroos for tucker. As they continue to do so, to this day.
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