Stats rec.humor (last 7 days)

Howard Bruce · Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 1

"Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"

Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:30:09 GMT
Stats End.................: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:19:16 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1276
Total No. of Characters...: 2207514
Total Volume..............: 2155
Messages Per Day..........: 182.3
Characters Per Day........: 315359.1
Average Daily Volume......: 307 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 32
Messages with Sigs........: 7.92%
Original Content Rating...: 29.05%

Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 398 56.9 31.2%
2. Mosnot............................................: 243 34.7 19.0%
3. Greg Evans........................................: 151 21.6 11.8%
4. Keith E ..........................................: 95 13.6 7.4%
5. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 91 13.0 7.1%
6. Cogge.............................................: 79 11.3 6.2%
7. Greg Evans........................................: 59 8.4 4.6%
8. maelmill..........................................: 50 7.1 3.9%
9. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 37 5.3 2.9%
10. Ynotssor..........................................: 34 4.9 2.7%

Top 10 Bandwidth-Using Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
=======================================================================
1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 577 82.4 26.8%
2. Mosnot............................................: 550 78.7 25.6%
3. Greg Evans........................................: 206 29.5 9.6%
4. Cogge.............................................: 160 22.9 7.4%
5. Keith E ..........................................: 158 22.7 7.4%
6. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 145 20.8 6.7%
7. Greg Evans........................................: 79 11.3 3.7%
8. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 78 11.2 3.6%
9. maelmill..........................................: 73 10.6 3.4%
10. Ynotssor..........................................: 49 7.1 2.3%

Top 10 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
=============================================================
1. Banana Logistics..................................: 389 55.6 30.5%
2. The greatest men ever.............................: 340 48.6 26.6%
3. Chinese food......................................: 317 45.3 24.8%
4. Is yer Dad home?..................................: 73 10.4 5.7%
5. Obscene material in the mail......................: 48 6.9 3.8%
6. Stupid Mistake....................................: 41 5.9 3.2%
7. Holy Blessings Batman!!!..........................: 13 1.9 1.0%
8. Has anyone else noticed that . . .................: 11 1.6 0.9%
9. Dont fall mooo into modern mooo consumer traps moo: 10 1.4 0.8%
10. "Classic Comedy" group............................: 5 0.7 0.4%

Top 10 Bandwidth-Consuming Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. Banana Logistics..................................: 681 97.4 31.6%
2. The greatest men ever.............................: 564 80.7 26.2%
3. Chinese food......................................: 523 74.8 24.3%
4. Is yer Dad home?..................................: 128 18.4 6.0%
5. Obscene material in the mail......................: 84 12.1 3.9%
6. Stupid Mistake....................................: 62 8.9 2.9%
7. Dont fall mooo into modern mooo consumer traps moo: 20 2.9 0.9%
8. Holy Blessings Batman!!!..........................: 17 2.5 0.8%
9. Has anyone else noticed that . . .................: 13 1.9 0.6%
10. Highway Patrol Radar..............................: 9 1.4 0.5%

Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (Orig. + Quoted Bytes)
==========================================================================
1. Ynotssor..................................................: 51.1%
2. Greg Evans................................................: 38.9%
3. Greg Evans................................................: 38.8%
4. Summersfrenzy.............................................: 38.2%
5. Douglas D. Anderson.......................................: 37.6%
6. Mosnot....................................................: 28.9%
7. Larry Krzewinski..........................................: 28.1%
8. Cogge.....................................................: 25.6%
9. Keith E ..................................................: 18.8%
10. maelmill..................................................: 12.6%

Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
(Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257
2. alt.humor....................................................: 21
3. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 13
4. alt....edy.standup...........................................: 8
5. uk.media.tv.misc.............................................: 5
6. alt.jokes....................................................: 4
7. alt.tasteless.humor..........................................: 4
8. alt....edy...................................................: 3
9. alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk..........................: 2
10. alt.humor.dutch..............................................: 2

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End of stats for rec.humor

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SummersFrenzy · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2292

> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>
> Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>
> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
> ==========================================
> (Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257

oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?

Larry Krzewinski · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 8521

On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:13:57 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
wrote:

>> Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>>
>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>> ==========================================
>> (Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257
>
>
>oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?

None what so ever.

Greg Evans · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 3084

SummersFrenzy wrote:

> oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?

If you have to ask...

MosNot · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 6492

"SummersFrenzy" wrote in message @corp.supernews.com...
>> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>>
>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>> ==========================================
>> (Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257
>
>
> oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?

They was to Keith (many by Elisabeth),
so it's semi-sorta acceptable.

SummersFrenzy · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 2292

MosNot wrote:
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>>>
>>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>> ==========================================
>>> (Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257
>>
>>
>> oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?
>
> They was to Keith (many by Elisabeth),
> so it's semi-sorta acceptable.

true enough . . . but I thought the plan was to get Keith to hang out in
rh - not have rh hang out in atj

Larry Krzewinski · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 8521

On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:42:39 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
wrote:

>>>> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>>>>
>>>> Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>>>>
>>>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>> ==========================================
>>>> (Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>>>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257
>>>
>>>
>>> oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?
>>
>> They was to Keith (many by Elisabeth),
>> so it's semi-sorta acceptable.
>
>true enough . . . but I thought the plan was to get Keith to hang out in
>rh - not have rh hang out in atj

That'll never happen. Keith loves his atj.

peachy ashie passion · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1365

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:42:39 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>"Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>>>>>
>>>>>Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
>>>>>Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>>>>>
>>>>>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>>>==========================================
>>>>>(Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>>>>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?
>>>
>>>They was to Keith (many by Elisabeth),
>>>so it's semi-sorta acceptable.
>>
>>true enough . . . but I thought the plan was to get Keith to hang out in
>>rh - not have rh hang out in atj
>
>
> That'll never happen. Keith loves his atj.

It's kind of just sympathy posting. We ARE the only thing going in
atj these days.

Keith would get lonely there all by himself.

MosNot · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 6492

"SummersFrenzy" wrote in message @corp.supernews.com...
> MosNot wrote:
>> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>>> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>>>> Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>>>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>> ==========================================
>>>> (Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>>>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257
>>>
>>>
>>> oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?
>>
>> They was to Keith (many by Elisabeth),
>> so it's semi-sorta acceptable.
>
> true enough . . . but I thought the plan was to get Keith to hang out in
> rh - not have rh hang out in atj

He's a stubborn old fart, akin to
some(LK)body we know and just won't do it.
Hmm.....I wonder if Elisabeth told him she'd
prefer him in r.h. and not atj.....

MosNot · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 6492

"Larry Krzewinski" wrote in message @4ax.com...
> On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:42:39 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
> wrote:
>
>>>>> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>>>>>
>>>>> Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
>>>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>>>>>
>>>>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>>> ==========================================
>>>>> (Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>>>>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................:
>>>>> 257
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?
>>>
>>> They was to Keith (many by Elisabeth),
>>> so it's semi-sorta acceptable.
>>
>>true enough . . . but I thought the plan was to get Keith to hang out in
>>rh - not have rh hang out in atj
>
> That'll never happen. Keith loves his atj.

Yeah, well, we all love our pets but don't
hang onto them after they pass away.

Larry Krzewinski · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 8521

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:00:17 GMT, peachy ashie passion
wrote:

>>>true enough . . . but I thought the plan was to get Keith to hang out in
>>>rh - not have rh hang out in atj
>>
>> That'll never happen. Keith loves his atj.
>
> It's kind of just sympathy posting. We ARE the only thing going in
>atj these days.
>
> Keith would get lonely there all by himself.

Can you think of anyone who deserves our sympathy more than Keith?
Other than Elisabeth, of course.

MosNot · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 6492

"peachy ashie passion" wrote in message $hk4.440@trnddc03...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>> On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:42:39 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
>> wrote:
>>>>>>"Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>>>>>>Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
>>>>>>Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:55 GMT
>>>>>>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>>>>>==========================================
>>>>>>(Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>>>>>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................:
>>>>>> 257
>>>>>oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?
>>>>They was to Keith (many by Elisabeth),
>>>>so it's semi-sorta acceptable.
>>>true enough . . . but I thought the plan was to get Keith to hang out in
>>>rh - not have rh hang out in atj
>> That'll never happen. Keith loves his atj.
>
> It's kind of just sympathy posting. We ARE the only thing going in atj
> these days.
> Keith would get lonely there all by himself.

Perhaps he needs a male version of Mr Buzzy !

Greg Evans · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 3084

MosNot wrote:

> Yeah, well, we all love our pets but don't
> hang onto them after they pass away.

As far as you know.

Greg
(It's our little secret, isn't it, Scraps?)

Elisabeth Mueller · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1145

MosNot schrieb:

>
>"SummersFrenzy" wrote in message
>@corp.supernews.com...
>>> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"

>>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>>> ==========================================
>>> (Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
>>> 1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 257
>>
>>
>> oh my hell . . . just . . . have we no SHAME?
>
>They was to Keith (many by Elisabeth),

I couldn't resist

>so it's semi-sorta acceptable.

Thank you

Elisabeth Mueller · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1145

Larry Krzewinski schrieb:

>On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:00:17 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> wrote:
>
>>>>true enough . . . but I thought the plan was to get Keith to hang out in
>>>>rh - not have rh hang out in atj
>>>
>>> That'll never happen. Keith loves his atj.
>>
>> It's kind of just sympathy posting. We ARE the only thing going in
>>atj these days.
>>
>> Keith would get lonely there all by himself.
>
>Can you think of anyone who deserves our sympathy more than Keith?
>Other than Elisabeth, of course.

My English may not be very good, but I think I understand what you
mean.

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