Fergie Blows his Top

GordonD · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 448

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson today hit out at the
"Manchester City morons" whom he claimed had ruined the commemoration of the
fiftieth anniversary of the Munich air disaster at Old Trafford yesterday.

"I have no compwaints about the supporters," he said. "Their behaviour
duwing the minute's silence was exempwawy. Exempwawy. Unfortunately the
pwayers let the fans down by winning the match. Didn't they wealise that
this was supposed to be United's day? City were onwy there to make up the
numbers - the idea was that we would win easiwy as a twibute to those who
died in Munich!" His face becoming a darker and darker purple, he went on:
"It just goes to show that you can't twust anybody these days. This was
United's day and the City mowons have wuined it!"

At this point Sir Alex's head exploded, much to the alarm of the assembled
press. However a club spokesman later announced that this happened every
other week during the half-time team talks, and stressed that Sir Alex would
be all right after a wee lie down.
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Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland

"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God"

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Roger T. · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 195

"> "I have no compwaints about the supporters," he said.

Did you know that using a "w" as shown in the post is a uniquely British
Upper Class Twit speach impediment and only effects British Upper Class Twit
males?

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Cheers

Roger T.
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Longitude: 123° 21' West

Alex Cunningham · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1368

>> Gordon wrote:
>> "I have no compwaints about the supporters," he said.

>"Roger T." wrote: Did you know that using a
>"w" as shown in the post is a uniquely British
> Upper Class Twit speach impediment and only effects British Upper Class
> Twit
> males?

Gordon is from Embra where every man is called Alistair and speaks with a
sing song accent. I guess that is why a Glesga accent is unknown to him. Wink

--
Cheers!
Alex.C
There are twelve million sheep in Ontario.
Problem is nine million of them think they are people.

MartinS · Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 1856

"Roger T." wrote:

> "> "I have no compwaints about the supporters," he said.
>
> Did you know that using a "w" as shown in the post is a uniquely
> British Upper Class Twit speach impediment and only effects British
> Upper Class Twit males?

And fwee-year-olds.
My gwandson woves fwiding down snowy hiws on his fwed.

--
Martin S.

GordonD · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 448

Alex Cunningham wrote:
>>> Gordon wrote:
>>> "I have no compwaints about the supporters," he said.
>
>> "Roger T." wrote: Did you know that
>> using a "w" as shown in the post is a uniquely British
>> Upper Class Twit speach impediment and only effects British Upper
>> Class Twit
>> males?
>
> Gordon is from Embra where every man is called Alistair

Except they spell it 'Alasdair' and make sure you're aware of it when they
tell you. "My name is Alasdair - that's D-A-I-R."
--
Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland

"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God"

Alex Cunningham · Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1368

>>>> Gordon wrote:
>>>> "I have no compwaints about the supporters," he said.
>>
>>> "Roger T." wrote: Did you know that
>>> using a "w" as shown in the post is a uniquely British
>>> Upper Class Twit speach impediment and only effects British Upper
>>> Class Twit
>>> males?

>> Alex Cunningham wrote:
>> Gordon is from Embra where every man is called Alistair

>"GordonD" wrote: Except they spell it 'Alasdair'
>and make sure you're aware of it when they tell you. "My name is Alasdair -
>that's D-A-I-R."

Now isn't that precious? Wink

--
Cheers!
Alex.C
There are twelve million sheep in Ontario.
Problem is nine million of them think they are people.

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